February 2012
aimmyarrowshigh:
I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.” What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION. “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.
annie-tsp:
sunday-synthesis:
farisbueller:
remember when i asked dominos to put julian casablancas on the pizza box
and they did
oh my god
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA JFC I CAN’T
hello-thurman asked: Ty br0, which arm d0 u d0 1st?
Reblog if you would never cheat in a relationship....
Omfg, and so I guess if you don’t reblog this you must be a cheater omg !!!!!!! Seriously though,who is going t be like yup, I’m deffinatly going to be unfaithful in my next or current relationship !
2006: You Probably Couldn't See for the Lights but You Were Staring Straight at Me
2012: R U Mine?
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Anticipate fully sick argument on Facebook by calling out a random on her dumb fuck comment. They reply by agreeing with your argument and admitting they’re wrong. Oh.
HANGING ROCK COMICS: Magazines are one of my least... →
thisishangingrockcomics:
Magazines are one of my least favorite things- particularly magazines marketed to the girls ages 12-17 bracket like “Seventeen” they are seriously just one of the worst things ok.
Today I was looking through some old ones from when I used to to subscribe and they’re just so full of bullshit- on…
